A new service launches tomorrow, called GameCrush, where men can pay money to play over Xbox Live with an “attractive girl” (Warning: NSFW) Yes, this is real Interested, lonely men (or cashed up pranksters) can sign up to the site, and once there, choose from two options: play a simple Flash game (checkers, etc) against a “PlayDate”, where you get face-to-face time with one of these “attractive girls” over a webcam, or join them for a bit of multiplayer over Xbox Live. A single game of either will cost you $8.25, with Xbox Live matches running for 10 minutes, and Flash games for 6. Girls somehow interested in this should know there’s money to be made, with 60% of the proceeds
from a match going to the “PlayDate”, who at the conclusion of a game can be rated by the user on her “hotness, gaming skill, and flirtiness”. GameCrush is restricted to those 18 years old and over, and players can select one of two kinds of match/date. I’ll let the site’s FAQ explain. “We have created two broad categories, “Flirty” and “Dirty” to help the PlayDate define and match her mood of gaming interaction and experience with those of the players. You can choose either option or both depending on how you feel!” There are already 1200 “PlayDates” registered on the site, some of whom are serious about the whole thing, others less so, while others were born in former Communist states, caught whiff of the scent of internet money and stuck
out their tits accordingly. It’s so hard trying to decide whether this is the best thing we’ve ever seen, or the worst. Might need to flip a coin. There are four Xbox 360
royally rummy games supported so far, those being Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2. If this somehow takes off, you can expect more platforms, as well as MMO titles, to be supported. To your left, you’ll find a selection of some of the ladies (well, mostly ladies) who will be sitting by their computers tomorrow, waiting just for you. Big boy. (WARNING: Some of it’s a little NSFW). [via IGN] BRENDA – “Hmmm lets see about me…I’m 31, single, no kids, and a great career. I love video games, but I mostly play Wii and PS2. I love to bike ride, go out dancing, and I absolutely LOVE to cook. I also enjoy movies, concerts, plays, and comedy shows. Although I’m 31, I’m still a party girl and I love to have a great time out being wild and crazy. I’m also laid back, fun loving, and very freaky! I love to flirt and meet new people so make sure you say hi!!!!” INKED – “I love gaming co-op! There are NOT enough co op games 🙁 I am really
rummy 365 into zombie games and enjoy playing Left 4 Dead 1 & 2! I can have a foul mouth on occasion when really into gaming, but I still have fun and enjoy myself a lot more when chatting with others! I’m no expert at games but I like to have a good time!” DRIFTBBY – “I spit that lyrical imbound &you know Ima smoke your car &send it to the impound. I’m the mutha fcukin realist. Best respect &bow down! :]” BAMBII303 – “Hi there Im Faith. I live in Denver,Co and just turned 18. Im a really cill girl who loves playing videos games, hanging with the guys, and having a good time : ) I love talking
to guys and kicking ass in the fine art of gaming . lol. I enjoy compliments, im very flirtatious and very easy to get along with. I may be small, but i pack a powerfull punch” DIRTYCUMSLUT – “Turn Offs: not cumming for me” ZOMBUNNY – “I’m a gothboy/gamer and I love the dark side of life. I love putting on makeup and pretty clothes and going out to dance and party with other pretty boys and girls. I also love
rummy 51 to tear it up on Gears of War 2..I love blood and chainsaws.And I love pale geeky guys.” HOTSHOT – “I love Xbox Live! To be quite honest, I am an online junkie. I barely even consider a game if it doesn’t let me duke it out over the Internet with my friends. I have even broken up with boys who did not know how to handle a controller let alone a Scorpion MBT! Besides gaming I love my cat Freskels – and I am not kidding – he even has a few moves of his own on the battlefield (ok, maybe with a little help!)” MIDMOWHISKEYGIRL – “Well I kick A$$, HAH! You cant beat me at Medal of Honor…Halo…or Texas Hold em’ GARUNTEED”